It was my mum and dads wedding anniversary this weekend.
He bought her a card that was pretty gross. It had a picture of a lady on and all the stuff someone would love about her like:
- squishy boobs that make my hands happy (ew!)
- Nice bum
My dad wrote by the Lovely lips that I like to kiss bit, “when they haven’t got a scab on them”
(my mum suffers from cold sores)
He also spelled beautiful wrong (betiful) and my mum wrote her own name on his card (To Debbie)